Hair
This post is of considerable interest for two reasons: first it shows that I did actually have hair at one time and second is that these women that I met in Portugal while on my mission, did actually have facial hair. The worst part of that story is that the Portuguese give the greeting kisses on the cheek and although missionaries are not supposed to participate in this old women would kind of force the greeting on you. I don't want to say much more than, it tickled, and while tickling disturbed me for life.